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Obi-Wan Kenobi is Dead, Vader Says

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http://www.galacticempiretimes.com/2011 ... illed.html

As much as I'd like to think that troublemaker is dead, I think this is all just bantha crap made to up Vader's reputation. Why don't they show us pictures of the body? Then again I heard that Obi-Wan was killed years ago. What say you guys?
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FYI, I don't have to use the Force to see where this thread will end up :vader2:
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A, Too soon.
B, This is political, this is gaming site, not a political site.
C, Just no, its way too soon.
D, I dont even know if this would ever be appropriate.
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Nova Hawk wrote:FYI, I don't have to use the Force to see where this thread will end up :vader2:
THEWULFMAN wrote:A, Too soon.
B, This is political, this is gaming site, not a political site.
C, Just no, its way too soon.
D, I dont even know if this would ever be appropriate.
E. It's parody, and it's pretty funny.
F. Please let the staff do the moderation.
G. If you make posts like "oh gee this thread will be bad," you are actively making the thread head in that direction.
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The article says Obi-Wan's accomplices were also killed, but weren't there witness reports that they escaped during the confusion as Obi-Wan died? I guess you just don't know who to trust anymore...
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Wait, I'll bet Kenobi isn't dead, and that it's just a conspiracy! I mean, there's no way they could've defeated him so easily! I'll bet those rebels of his are off, planning to destroy Coruscant or something! I won't believe this until I see holographic evidence!
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:funny2: This is great XD
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Fluffy_the_ic wrote:I won't believe this until I see holographic evidence!
I'd almost rather not see holographic evidence... I mean, if Vader says it was too gruesome to show the public... He's a pretty gruesome guy, himself, soooo....
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Hey guys, here's a GREAT idea. How about you just let the staff do their jobs instead of trying to "help" us?

We'll decide if something needs closed, if a person needs a warning, all that stuff. This thread isn't so bad, but the staff has been noticing a LOT of junior moderating lately, which is against the rules.
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Twilight_Warrior wrote:
Fluffy_the_ic wrote:I won't believe this until I see holographic evidence!
I'd almost rather not see holographic evidence... I mean, if Vader says it was too gruesome to show the public... He's a pretty gruesome guy, himself, soooo....
That may be, but you have to admit, it's pretty odd that they claim to have killed one of the biggest rebel icons and they won't give any evidence. No proof in the pudding.
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Fluffy_the_ic wrote:
Twilight_Warrior wrote:
Fluffy_the_ic wrote:I won't believe this until I see holographic evidence!
I'd almost rather not see holographic evidence... I mean, if Vader says it was too gruesome to show the public... He's a pretty gruesome guy, himself, soooo....
That may be, but you have to admit, it's pretty odd that they claim to have killed one of the biggest rebel icons and they won't give any evidence. No proof in the pudding.
Hey now, careful who you say that around. Vader DID blow up Alderaan, after all. Conspiracy can be seen as rebellion, man.
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Utinii? Achuta arumi ochitimaaa?
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[quote="Twilight_Warrior"][quote="Fluffy_the_ic"][quote="Twilight_Warrior"][quote="Fluffy_the_ic"]I won't believe this until I see holographic evidence![/quote]
I'd almost rather not see holographic evidence... I mean, if Vader says it was too gruesome to show the public... He's a pretty gruesome guy, himself, soooo....[/quote]
That may be, but you have to admit, it's pretty odd that they claim to have killed one of the biggest rebel icons and they won't give any evidence. No proof in the pudding.[/quote]
Hey now, careful who you say that around. Vader DID blow up Alderaan, after all. Conspiracy can be seen as rebellion, man.[/quote]
I was just saying, they might want to watch out. I'm willing to bet they'll attack somewhere big next, like the Death Star, just you wait.
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What did they do with the body?
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Threw it in the Sarlacc :P
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No, they "dumped it out an airlock." As in, he's still alive and kicking. Also, anyone noticed that nobody knows much about Vader's background? I'll bet 1000 credits that he's one of them Jedis, too, or maybe, like, some sort of junkyard slave from the Outer Rim. I just can't trust these guys, you know?
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Hey, look! Leaked footage of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death! :D
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That was a well written and hilarious article, by the way. :lol:
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AQT wrote:Hey, look! Leaked footage of Obi-Wan Kenobi's death! :D
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That was a well written and hilarious article, by the way. :lol:
This looks shopped. I've seen quite a few shops in my time and I can tell from the pixels that this is fake.
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Fluffy_the_ic wrote:No, they "dumped it out an airlock." As in, he's still alive and kicking. Also, anyone noticed that nobody knows much about Vader's background? I'll bet 1000 credits that he's one of them Jedis, too, or maybe, like, some sort of junkyard slave from the Outer Rim. I just can't trust these guys, you know?
I don't trust a word he says until he can produce a birth certificate! And I don't want to see Kenobi's body, I want to see Vader's! Whats he hiding?
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I heard Lord Vader was a Jedi himself once. Heck, I eve[REDACTED]
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